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Mingus Mellow Fantastic:

"my, my" they sigh.

Created on 2006-11-14 18:01:02 (#11609048), last updated 2008-02-22

333 comments received, 218 comments posted

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Name:brohnos
Location:Dublin, Ireland
Bio
I work, game, sleep, eat, drink and work in Dublin.
I play games, watch movies, listen to music, read books and drink booze.
I also eat.
A lot.

WARNING: DETAILS FOLLOWING THIS POINT ARE OF UNCERTAIN VERACITY

I've got the dancing skills of Gene Kelly, the singing voice of Gene Autry and the acting ability of Gene Wilder. I can sew, paint, cook, discourse on various matters philosophical, mathematical, religious and historical, and I am an expert marksman with a wide range of pistols and rifles. I have been known to woo both women and men expertly, and have recieved the highest possible military honors from the SAS, French Foreign Legion and US Rangers. When in Pamplona I defeated a bull in the ring using only my bare hands and without the aid of picadores, banderilleros or mozo de espada. I have a 12-inch penis and, following a particularly unusual adventure, I was Pope for exactly 37 minutes. After my intervention in a tribal feud in Mongolia, my name has come to be used as their greatest compliment. I can touch MC Hammer.
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